I slapped him and warned him to stop squirming. He got scared and urinated in the milk. I only took him out when he lost conscious. I untapped his mouth and everything came flying out into the milk. The stitches holding his ass cheeks together split and humongous amounts of poo came splashing out. I threw away the milk and waste, then washed moomoo. I hanged him by my door frame again, then got ready my bow and arrows. I set up a hard piece of foam behind him, blindfolded him and started to shoot. Moomoo screamed! I shot the arrow right through his poor little lung. He started to cough blood. I shot four different arrows through each of his small little legs next, effectively pinning them to the foam. Then I pinned his chunky tail too. He was a bloody mess. I started beating the hell out of him, and he passed out while blood continued to squirt out of the holes in him. I withdrew the arrows, and left him to heal.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
The next day, his ear had miraculously reattached itself. I let him down, and fed him some beef. He unsuspectingly wolfed down the beef, which I actually made from a chunk of his rump. I fed him some of his own milk, with some of his poo added. Unbeknownst to him, I had tied up his mooders and I continued to feed him. Being the greedy moomoo he is he ate and ate and kept drinking. I fed him his own tail which I had cut off a week ago. He has since grown a new one. He was so full, yet he kept eating until the food came up halfway his gullet. He also started producing milk, so much that his mooders became engorged. The moomoo juice couldn’t exit either, because they were tied up. Then he stopped. But I wouldn’t let him. I continued shoving food whole down his throat. He started to choke and suffocate. He wanted to throw up, but I used an entire roll of tape to tape his mouth shut. I stitched his ass shut too, so things couldn’t come out that way either. He squirmed and keeled over, struggling to puke. I laughed and poke his fatty rump. I picked him up and threw him into a large pail of his own milk. He started to drown. I dunked him in and out, in and out. He waved his tiny legs up and down so fast that I thought he was having a fit. Turned out he was.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
He stank, so I soaked him in detergent for one whole day. The boils that had burst and hadn’t healed got detergent in them and hurt like crazy. Then I dunked him in liberal amounts of thinner and set him on fire. Moomoo went crazy. I quickly smoldered him with sand to put the fire out. He was not hurt, because there was a lot of thinner, but the heat made him moo for hours on end and wouldn’t stop. I got irritated, and threw him out of the window. He mooed all the way down and knocked himself unconscious. I went to pick him up, then hanged him by his chunky tail on my door frame. Then I used him like a punching bag. I cut off part of his ear and he woke up and screamed in pain. I left the half-cut ear hanging and put salt on his wound. He screamed so much that he lost his voice and continued to whimper. I put some chili on his wound too, so much that I had to gag him at night so I could sleep.