When he was full, I showed him a video of two cows mating. He got really horny and started mooing lustfully. He started rubbing his raw penis. Just when he was climaxing, I used a taser to fry his organ. He screamed in pain and shock, and his heartbeat went crazy. He passed out, and I cut off his tail, penis, all of his legs and mooders. Then I stapled his body parts to where they were originally at, obstructing the growth of new body parts.

The next day I untied him and put him on the chopping board, then fed him some beef. While he chewed happily I took a knife, and chopped off his tail. He mooed! And he squirmed away. I caught his fatty rump and stabbed it. He screamed. I took a pair of scissors and cut off his ears and two of his mooders. I chopped his leg off and snipped off his penis. Moomoo fainted from the immense pain. I washed his blood off by throwing him into a pail of water, but the blood flowed even more profusely. When he woke up, his wounds were already half healed. I let him continue healing and cooked his body parts. When he woke up the second time, his wounds were raw but healed. I fed him his body parts. He chomped happily, already forgotten about what had happened.